Dear Facebook,
We need to talk.
I am breaking up with you. Things just aren't working out. I don't like who I am when I am with you; unfortunately, you bring out the worst in me. You do have some good features, it's true. But we are going in different directions.
I could say that it's not you, it's me, but it is you, too. You definitely have some problems, I hope you get some help.
I know breaking up by blog is lame, but I need to communicate with you in a way you understand. I would say that I wish you the best, but I am not entirely sure that I do, so I will not say it.
I took all my stuff back; I deleted your photos and erased all your messages. Please do not try to contact me again.
Sincerely,
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